function randomLiner(){
	liners="Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<>There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.<>Never answer an anonymous letter.<>If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?<>We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'Smart'?<>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<>Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?<>Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.<>Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.<>If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.<>It's bad luck to be superstitious.<>Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?<>If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.<>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<>Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.";
	noOfLiners=liners.split("<>").length;
	today=new Date();
	milliseconds=today.getMilliseconds();
	randomNumber=milliseconds%noOfLiners;
	return liners.split("<>")[randomNumber];
}